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Posted October 22, 2012 - 10:11 PM

A New Zealander, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck.
They found themselves stranded on a desert island and after being there for a while they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down.
One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful soft clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the New Zealander.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the New Zealander took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and lo, and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the New Zealander had ever seen.
She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young woman was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening: red soft clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon the New Zealander started to get 'those feelings' again.

He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear
'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'.

Edited by gravely-power, October 22, 2012 - 10:12 PM.


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Posted October 22, 2012 - 10:20 PM

New Zealander huh,,, so how were you rescued?

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Posted October 22, 2012 - 10:23 PM

New Zealander huh,,, so how were you rescued?

Wonder how long he has been back on main land.. :D

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Posted October 22, 2012 - 10:25 PM

Wonder how long he has been back on main land.. :D


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Posted October 22, 2012 - 10:28 PM

A New Zealander, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck.
They found themselves stranded on a desert island and after being there for a while they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down.
One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful soft clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the New Zealander.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the New Zealander took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and lo, and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the New Zealander had ever seen.
She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young woman was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening: red soft clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon the New Zealander started to get 'those feelings' again.

He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear
'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'.

BTW.. I never figured you where a down under..

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Posted October 22, 2012 - 10:29 PM

BTW.. I never figured you where a down under..


I thought they was upsidedowners?? or is that just the other guys?

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Posted October 22, 2012 - 10:46 PM

Thats the other guy...

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Posted October 23, 2012 - 04:10 AM

Sheeps. They're not just for dinner anymore.


And to think all I ever did was count em. Posted Image

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Posted October 23, 2012 - 09:14 AM

And to think all I ever did was count em. Posted Image


Worried someone took a few or something??? :poke: :anvil_drop:

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Posted October 23, 2012 - 07:10 PM

FYI...


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Posted October 23, 2012 - 07:12 PM

Worried someone took a few or something??? :poke: :anvil_drop:


Do ya think he's in the closet? :poke:

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Posted October 23, 2012 - 07:16 PM

Do ya think he's in the closet? :poke:


A wool lined closet.. hahahaha

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Posted October 23, 2012 - 07:18 PM

:bigrofl: :bigrofl: :oh_shucks:

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Posted October 23, 2012 - 07:21 PM

I wonder if this is what Whsfan dreams about..

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Posted October 23, 2012 - 07:24 PM

I wonder if this is what Whsfan dreams about..

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Im sure he will be in soon to let us all know :tapping_fingers:




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