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Posted November 15, 2011 - 02:37 PM

ooooooooo deff for the wife! in my case.....EX-wife which makes it all that much better!!!!!

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Posted November 15, 2011 - 05:01 PM


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Posted November 24, 2011 - 01:56 PM

thats funny, mini tractors wit spinning blades on the bottom. they make riding mowers of all types sound dumb.

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Posted August 31, 2012 - 11:25 AM

with a couple of minor modifications that would make a mighty fine [rroid trimmer] .

Late coming to the thread, but I wonder if that's considered a Zero Turn mower??

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Posted August 31, 2012 - 11:58 AM

This whole thread makes me want to make one of these things and show you guys how it's done ;)
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Posted August 31, 2012 - 04:12 PM

ooooooooo deff for the wife! in my case.....EX-wife which makes it all that much better!!!!!

Does it come with a pulling harness?

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Posted September 01, 2012 - 12:17 PM

I can see the infomercial now. Some fat guy trying to start a tractor and not knowing how to do it then getting it started and running over the wife's rose bushes and getting beat with a rolling pin by his bearded spouse. Fade to a shot of a fit, metrosexual (read almost homosexual) male on a he bike mower, with his trophy wife standing in a bikini that hides only the imagination trimming the roses. Cue announcer, "NOW YOU CAN EXERCISE YOUR WAY TO A BEAUTIFUL LAWN WITH THE SAFE, ECCIFIEND, GREEN BIKE MOWER." Show scenes of bike being pedaled around the perfectly manicured lawn with a disclaimer in tiny print at the bottom "not for usage on roads, driveways, or any surface other than grass, Do not ride tractor bike to the store to pick up fruit for your fruit smoothy breakfast. Bikini clad trophy wife sold separately. Not all users will turn metro-sexual, excessive use may push you over the metro scale into full blown gayness. Your results will vary. Use with caution. Please read 47845658594674 page users manual consisting o one page of instructions and the rest of safety and legal warnings."
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