What's Your Favourite Reason/excuse For Bringing Another One Home?
Posted August 25, 2012 - 06:51 PM
on the trailer.
Standing on the porch, with one arm on her hip, and the other holding up junior, who's
busy feeding, is the Mrs.
How are you going to answer to the next sounds you hear?
There's gotta be a gazillion good answers. Lets hear em.!
I'll start it off.
"Well honey dear, every implement's gotta have a tractor, else wise I'd
have to spend a whole lotta time changing em, and then I'd have less time
to spend with you, darlin."
Posted August 25, 2012 - 07:11 PM
Posted August 25, 2012 - 07:27 PM
Of course....the other good answer....."this is the last one".......I have used that for the last 2 I brought home......not sure if will work a third time
Posted August 25, 2012 - 07:29 PM
Posted August 25, 2012 - 07:53 PM
Posted August 25, 2012 - 08:10 PM
- backwoods said thank you
Posted August 25, 2012 - 08:14 PM
As she is setting beside me while I write this...........Ha ha
Posted August 25, 2012 - 08:16 PM
Didn't work for the JD 160 today but the "I only paid a hundred for it." did though.
- backwoods said thank you
Posted August 25, 2012 - 08:21 PM
(I think Alan used that one LOL)
Posted August 25, 2012 - 08:27 PM
My favorite reason to bring one home is... "I am storing it for a friend, he isn't allowed to have any more." lol (I think Alan used that one LOL)
I have ACTUALLY stored stuff for him because he thought she'd notice if he brought it home LOL!
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Posted August 25, 2012 - 08:28 PM
What do you mean, you don't want it?
Ok, I'll fix it then maybe I'll sell it if you don't want it.
What's for supper?
Posted August 25, 2012 - 08:50 PM
Posted August 25, 2012 - 08:51 PM
I am a lucky person tho, Mary doesn't complain about my addiction all that much....except when they start over flowing out from under the deck or from behind the shed or I can't get thru the garage anymore she might say something....But it is usually "don't you have enough already?', and you folks already know the answer to that question is NO!!!
Posted August 25, 2012 - 08:53 PM
The 48-Hour Rule or "You Had Your Chance"
This rule was established on March 5, 2002 and is as follows: As a reward for a fellow sneaking new and inexpensive cylinders into the Crisis Center and also escaping any female wrath that might accrue from said purchase, the fellow may make up any story he wishes after 48 hours regarding the acquisition. In other words, she gets 48 hours to notice the purchase and complain. If she misses her window, you are home free. "This old thing," you might say, when, after a week, she finally does notice, "that thing has been here since July."
A couple of other pertinent rules:
Three Prices You Pay Syndrome
1 - The price you paid for the item.
2 - The price you tell her you paid for the item.
3 - The price you pay when she finds out the price you paid.
If the husband has a 50-50 chance of being right, there's a 90 percent chance he'll be wrong.
Cylinder Index Tasking Priority
When your wife gives you a TO DO list, those jobs requiring the use of internal combustion engines will receive the highest priority. The more cylinders, the higher the priority.
FFLF (Female Fun Limitation Factor)
When a woman asks "Do you really think you should be doing that?"
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Posted August 25, 2012 - 08:59 PM
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