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#196 MH81 ONLINE  

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Posted August 05, 2012 - 08:20 AM

Now, that is one ticked off elf!

Will, hopefully he settles down some before you go to claim him, otherwise he may turn you into a middle aged guy, thinning on top, with an expanding mid section... Um.. Er... Never mind.

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Posted August 05, 2012 - 08:24 AM

If you can ever get him to Massey Hall, I think he'll calm right down. Will, when you go to fetch him, to calm him down, take some Massey parts with you. Once he smells them, he should mellow out. Paint yourself Massey Red Rouge too, that will bring him right to ya!

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Posted August 05, 2012 - 09:16 AM

:bigrofl: :bigrofl: You guys are too much. Once again, I have to find the squeegee to clean the monitor.

But seriously, thanks for all the help, and ideas, to help me deal with the arrival of the Elf.
Maybe, I should wear lederhosen, to fool him initially, when we open the crate. We don't want him
going into shock. And maybe have an Oompapa band on standy too.
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Posted August 05, 2012 - 09:25 AM

I agree with Daniel, paint your face red, and get the three triangle logo, or better yet the old Ferguson plow logo, painted on a cheek so that the Elf realizes you are a devoted fan.
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Posted August 05, 2012 - 10:17 AM

Play these for him and offer him candy he should get right up in teh truck on his own.




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Posted August 05, 2012 - 10:21 AM

That second one is pretty catchy.

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Posted August 05, 2012 - 10:29 AM

If you are short on cash you can probably hire this guy cheap.


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Posted August 05, 2012 - 10:31 AM

Will, how ya doing? Anticipation has gotta be getting to ya by now, it is for me. Have ya got a film crew ready and waiting for elfs arrival? Randy G
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Posted August 05, 2012 - 11:06 AM

You better hope Elf doesn't win the lottery, You see what they did to Santa.

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Posted August 05, 2012 - 11:08 AM

Or maybe he's into this??

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Posted August 05, 2012 - 11:18 AM

But don't worry Godzilla can still save you from that Evil Elf.

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Posted August 05, 2012 - 01:19 PM

What kind of person types "Godzilla with elf in his mouth?" into google??? :bigrofl:
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Posted August 05, 2012 - 01:35 PM

What kind of person types "Godzilla with elf in his mouth?" into google??? :bigrofl:


I would say a very bored person LOL.

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Posted August 05, 2012 - 02:33 PM

Well when Godzilla rises from the Sea and saves Canada from the attacking Elf, you'll thank me. :)
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Posted August 05, 2012 - 03:19 PM

Well when Godzilla rises from the Sea and saves Canada from the attacking Elf, you'll thank me. :)


I would agree with you, except for the fact that the Elf would just use his magic to turn Godzilla into this:

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